In a perverse tribute to one of our hen's upcoming nuptials we invite you to set sail upon love's murky jetsam strewn waters.Captain Fredrick Von Lubenstein and his morose band of lachrymose bachelors and bachelorettes will welcome you aboard with the finest cruise ship entertainmints, crocktales c shanties and Hawaiian platters.that moulder. Dress to express [your love of all things undersea and oversea] and come join us in first or second class... whichever your budget allows.