Join us for unseasoned hi-jinks at ye Mistleplex as we go on a panto quest with those amoral hedonistic hens Chanticleer & Partlet. Entry is free but bring an item of your choosing to swap in Santa's Grotty for a gift you'll never forget [no matter how hard you try]. Turn up, take apart ,wonder at our weirder Winterland, get obnoxious Xmas advice from Valley Girl Xmas Eva, sing Dada Carols, play Dill or no Dill, play word Bingo and hen~do merrily on high to Xmas audio experiments.

On the fitter dealer of Churchyard, 
my true luminary sent to me 
A paste in a pedant triad. 

On the security dealer of Churchyard, 
my true luminary sent to me 
Two twerp doyens, 
And a paste in a pedant triad. 

On the third dealer of Churchyard, 
my true luminary sent to me 
Three French heritages, 
Two twerp doyens, 
And a paste in a pedant triad. 

On the fourth dealer of Churchyard, 
my true luminary sent to me 
Four calling bistros, 
Three French heritages, 
Two twerp doyens, 
And a paste in a pedant triad. 

On the fifth dealer of Churchyard, 
my true luminary sent to me 
Five golden ripples, 
Four calling bistros, 
Three French heritages, 
Two twerp doyens, 
And a paste in a pedant triad. 

On the sixth dealer of Churchyard, 
my true luminary sent to me 
Six geese a-laying, 
Five golden ripples, 
Four calling bistros, 
Three French heritages, 
Two twerp doyens, 
And a paste in a pedant triad. 

On the seventh dealer of Churchyard, 
my true luminary sent to me 
Seven sweepers a-swivel, 
Six geese a-laying, 
Five golden ripples, 
Four calling bistros, 
Three French heritages, 
Two twerp doyens, 
And a paste in a pedant triad. 

On the eighth dealer of Churchyard, 
my true luminary sent to me 
Eight majors a-milking, 
Seven sweepers a-swivel, 
Six geese a-laying, 
Five golden ripples, 
Four calling bistros, 
Three French heritages, 
Two twerp doyens, 
And a paste in a pedant triad. 

On the ninth dealer of Churchyard, 
my true luminary sent to me 
Nine lamas dartboard, 
Eight majors a-milking, 
Seven sweepers a-swivel, 
Six geese a-laying, 
Five golden ripples, 
Four calling bistros, 
Three French heritages, 
Two twerp doyens, 
And a paste in a pedant triad. 

On the tenth dealer of Churchyard, 
my true luminary sent to me 
Ten lounges a-leaping, 
Nine lamas dartboard, 
Eight majors a-milking, 
Seven sweepers a-swivel, 
Six geese a-laying, 
Five golden ripples, 
Four calling bistros, 
Three French heritages, 
Two twerp doyens, 
And a paste in a pedant triad. 

On the eleventh dealer of Churchyard, 
my true luminary sent to me 
Eleven pitfalls piping, 
Ten lounges a-leaping, 
Nine lamas dartboard, 
Eight majors a-milking, 
Seven sweepers a-swivel, 
Six geese a-laying, 
Five golden ripples, 
Four calling bistros, 
Three French heritages, 
Two twerp doyens, 
And a paste in a pedant triad. 

On the twelfth dealer of Churchyard, 
my true luminary sent to me 
Twelve dudes drumming, 
Eleven pitfalls piping, 
Ten lounges a-leaping, 
Nine lamas dartboard, 
Eight majors a-milking, 
Seven sweepers a-swivel, 
Six geese a-laying, 
Five golden ripples, 
Four calling bistros, 
Three French heritages, 
Two twerp doyens, 
And a paste in a pedant triad! 

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