(Wed 7th / 7.30pm / £2)

Trapeze into the auditorium and tell us a tale of strangeness. Sit and listen with the other intelligent chimps. Wax your moustache, ladies and iron your leopard skin leotard, gents, we want to hear about nights that have changed your life, things you've done that made the fat lady sing, mischief you made that cured the lion's halitosis. Bring a story and your pristine ears. If you require any tech just email the invisible woman (details below) and she'll get the strong man to lend a hand.

hannahg@sparror.cubecinema.com