(Friday 8 June / 8pm / £7 advance)

This June 8th it will be 115 days since Valentine's Day. Whatever. We’re not moping. Instead we’ll be down at the Cube celebrating the literature of the lonely, unsatisfied and the insatiable: Mills and Boon. There will be saccharine music, desirably deceitful theatre, dubious kissing booths, peekaboo photography and dirty, dirty wordplay, and that’s just the beginning. Who needs a lover when you’ve got dirty literature? First up, nothing screams ‘I love you
unrealistically’ like a tattoo, so why not let the wonderful Action Hero tattoo you in our in-house parlour? Then we’ll be working ourselves up into a lustful frenzy with the Dagger Brothers, our resident studmuffins for the night. This is an evening for those initiated into the Mills and Boon fan club, as well as those who just want to celebrate the (occasionally dubiously worded)
emancipation of women’s desires.