(Sat 26th / 8pm / £8)

Ziegfeld and Paradise cordially invite you to join them in an expedition back in time in our Victoriochronoautonium. Albert, the Queen's peach, has sadly passed away and it's time to put a smile back on Victoria's face.

We present to you a bawdy, tawdry and illuminating programme of music hall variety, expect appearances from The Cardboard Chorus Line, Boys and Dance, Daft Antics, Lady Lace and many more delights!

Join us in the Cube's lavishly appointed auditorium, its elegant and luxurious foyers and saloons brilliantly illuminated by myriad electric lights.

Come adorned in your steam stylings, mournful raiment or variety vestments. A small glass of sherry, or alternative refreshment, shall be bestowed on those considered most suitably attired.

Further postings shall be delivered via our anti-social medium in due course.