(H. Tjut Djalil / Indonesia / 1988 / DVD / 82 mins / Cert 18)
(Thu 6th / 8pm / £4)

For our early XXXmas treat, the Hell With Hollywood is proud to present ‘Lady Terminator’, an explosive cinematic spectacular from Indonesia, starring Barbara Anne Constable as the super sexy killing machine who despatches her foes in an intimate fashion that would make even Arnie cross his legs and wince. Every line of dialogue is a camp classic gem, badly dubbed into English; the oh-so-80s synthesizer score is perfect, especially the great pop music number; there's more references to the original “Terminator" than could possibly be legal; and then there's the controversial sex scenes resulting in dismembered donkey dongs... What more can we say, except that there will be the usual supporting features, including drive-in trailers and surprises…