Dearest lovers: I require your assistance. My continued survival in old age depends on a renewed labour force, and unless you begin generating it; with enthusiasm, coordination, and at least a minimal degree of attraction; then I will be abandoned to entropy. ⚰

SO, in exchange for your life-affirming efforts to continue to renew the means of production, I have assembled a group of experts to help you find your perfect co-parent, your partner in domestic bliss, and maybe even the love of your life.

The process is designed to be INTENSE, because a deep connection should be! The job of a parent is even yet more so. But at the end of it, you may just have found the one person whose vision for the future aligns perfectly with yours. Plus, you might just find out a little about yourself in the process.

Prepare to demonstrate your capacity to nurture, seduce, negotiate, compromise, and co-imagine a life. The infrastructures of intimacy and the infrastructures of production are, regrettably, intertwined.

Like previous events, we will be asking people to choose a ticket to indicate if you are happy to participate in the activities or if you would prefer to just mingle and chat. Participation is completely optional with either ticket; this simply helps us estimate numbers in advance.