Does your bone marrow pulse with passion for the greatest and oldest televised singing competition? Have you grown weary of watching the cultural event of the year with nay-sayers? 

Come be with your people as we bask in the unadulterated pleasure of Euro-pop campness. 

DJing after the final winner is announced - from one of Britain's premier Eurovision enthusiasts. Get your dancing shoes on!  

Dressing up is highly encouraged.